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You're not supposed to report actual news Onion!

No no no, it's not the strong men that is the problem, it's the weak women with their fragile womanly figure seducing the strong virile men, it's the weak and powerless women who need to be reigned in and controlled.. So the strong powerful men won't be uncontrollably seduced..../S ^

Hey! I had fuckin nothing to do with this!

Jason: I killed a lot and I mean a lot of animals on that island and I got really really good at it, so good that it became boring, so I started using them to help me kill people, that was pretty fun to watch.... Hansel and Gretel a mountain lion into their camp, throw a rock at it and wait for the symphony of screaming and gun shots... So that's how I got this one.

Friends: ..................

As long as he's up for a game of Wheel Of Goon!

A simple " wanna get pegged" would suffice.

Google wallet doesn't work at all, but if your bank offers its own NFC payment system then that should work.

The only app that I've had an issue with was uber, that refused to install from either play store or aurora store, but beyond that I haven't had any issues. Just search graphineos and the app you want to check, or check out their forum.

This is why you don't boop Cthulu!

Yeah that's why I rarely talk now, no point trying a conversation when you know with full certainty that no ones gonna listen.

I think that's why I love the internet, you lot listen better than IRL people, even if it's some random person arguing with me, at least my words were acknowledged.

Hahahahhahaha ahhh, how do you fuck that up?

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Kinda like tinting a window?