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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

“I created the world in which you find yourself, and you continue to exist in it on my every whim. Do not mistake your continued existence as some kind of fortune, because you have already made the horrid mistake of continuing to be.”

Alternative translation: “Yo. I’m in a fucking tree. It’s pretty dope, and I’m wondering why you aren’t. Get in the fucking tree, my dude.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Can't have them running off into the night missing skin now can we?

God no, that’d be terrible

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Huh. That, uh, headboard has some interesting adornments, there, pardner.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago

There were plenty of reasons for my deleting fb over a decade ago, and this horsefuckery is just one more fuckery to add to the list of fb fuckeries (damn, they are many!).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Webpages update from time to time. Don’t worry, it doesn’t take long. Not sure why the mouse being in her hand is cause for worry, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Excuse us, but we prefer our elected officials’ corruption to continue unimpeded, thank you! — Conservatives

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Subrahmanyan replied that he regrets not being able to make his employees work on Sunday too.

“I regret I am not able to make you work on Sundays. If I can make you work on Sundays, I will be more happy, because I work on Sundays,” Subrahmanyan was heard saying in an undated video that has emerged on Reddit. “What do you do sitting at home? How long can you stare at your wife?” the chairman of Larsen & Toubro asked. “Come on, get to the office and start working.”

Subrahmanyan further gave the example of his interaction with a Chinese person who claimed China can beat the United States of America. Asked why that is, the Chinese man claimed that Chinese people work 90 hours a week, while Americans work only 50 hours a week.

“So that’s the answer for you. If you have got to be on top of the world.. You have to work 90 hours a week. Get going, guys. Come on,” he said.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

Dated pop culture reference: [INSERT DATED POP CULTURE REFERENCE HERE]

[–] [email protected] 34 points 19 hours ago

And suffer having less money? You’re joking, right?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Deport righties to the North Pole so they can chill the fuck out for once

[–] [email protected] 29 points 19 hours ago

Well, yeah, platforms (unless otherwise specified) are for-profit. Anything that would impede their profit stream is naturally going to be censored so that profit can continue uninterrupted.

Can’t have some idiot poor going around making richoids uncomfortable, they’d just pull their money, and that would mean less money going to the platforms.

Step 1: profit. Step 2: profit. All other steps: profit. EZPZ

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

“When’s the next bus?” — No one, ever.

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