blanketswithsmallpox

Not really, but it's more about child custody and child support if already married.

https://www.factcheck.org/2024/03/posts-distort-missouri-divorce-law-regarding-pregnancy/

Nowhere in Missouri law does it say pregnant women are barred from getting divorced.

But a judge handling a case where one party is pregnant may wait to finalize that divorce until the baby is born, which, experts told us, is done in order to consolidate custody and child-support agreements with other end-of-marriage arrangements.

This can happen in other states, too.

Remember? Maddox and whatever the X-ray blowjob dudes name was my high school. Hot wheels.

www.maddox.xmission.com

www.thebestoageintheuniverse.com

It's literally a super light truck with giant tires lol.

/r/atetheonion

Venom is transported through the fangs just so a bunch of children don't go eating a bunch of venom glands...

/r/boredandignored NSFW is that way.

Now kith.

The Onion

Posted: November 13th, 2025

Mr. Rogers has miraculously come back and been diddling kids ever since....

Words... Mentioning lots of people letting their kids be diddled.

So if you'd like to have Mr. Rogers diddle your kids, be sure to tune into PBS Kids at 10am Eastern.

The joke: Diddling just being wasting time with kids.

Diced pickles in your tacos. Thank me later

The black people are eating my vegetables!!!

Anyone else have to make sure she didn't sneak a dick in her mouth?

That's the kindest thing anyone's ever said to me on the internet. I'd like to be a robot.