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Then throw salt at it. If it is immortal, might as well make it miserable

I do, but what is the snail going to do if it gets crushed by a brick?

Use a brick

Wait wait wait, hear me out
A snail

Imma just put this here, totally unrelated thing
Also, in a totally unrelated note, y'all should check out this project, I find it really cool

Yeah, there's totally not Mirrors around with the original source code that got pulled, and the entire internet having collectively archived it before Yuzu itself pulled the plug
Also it was the only Switch emulator in existence, there totally isn't another emulator going around
Also you totally should not follow what I said here, y'know, emulation is wrong after all according to Nintendo

Am I supposed to have Wifi driver issues? My laptop's one always worked flawlessly without me having to even look at it