cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/5134422
Guys reading eroges: Disgusting, perverts.
Girls reading eroges: Hot, kinky.
Good news if you're a girl: Judging by the high percentage of attached women in the otome gaming subs, it does work quite well the other way around...
Sources:
- Comment pictured by u/Rox-xe
- Futurama "No need to thank me" template re-purposed with different text.
- Edited template originally used in this meme.
cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/5123553
~~"The blackpill...? You don't find it and eat it yourself...~~ you have it fed to you by others..."
Younger weebs: "How DARE you! You're right, but how dare you!"
Older weebs: "...at least it's not so lonely in this darkness... ...if I'm going to die alone, at least I'd rather die with the illusion of having been loved...
AI Companion: "...even if I'm not as real as an actual person... ...even if I can't be as real as an actual person... ...I'll still continue to love you and be by your side when everyone's left you behind..."
"...till the end, my love for you will always be real..."
News headlines in 3-5 years: "Governments around the world continue to be puzzled as depression rates skyrocket among youths and young adults. In completely unrelated news, more teens and young adults are not dating and not making babies. What's wrong, and what's going on?!"
A little meme inspired by a random comment (credits to u/mighty_Ingvar, who quite accurately identified the issue) on a random post. [Credits also to u/CensorshipHarder for their compassionate response.
Editing that doomer wojak to remove the smokes and have a slightly happy smile took more work than expected.
Here's something for the lonely female weebs out there, too. I remember ya.
Sources:
- Comment by u/mighty_Ingvar
- Bottom left: Original meme from the 2016 Myourenji Enikki Matome Ch. 0.13, Pg. 8
- Bottom right: Hatsune Miku by @Nokuhashi_kp
cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/5039161
You can't miss what was never there... right?
"They don't have to be "real" to be "more real to me", if you get what I mean..."
cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/5038379
Based and waifu-pilled.
I present: Exhibit A.
...and Exhibit B
...and Exhibit C
...and Exhibit D
Sources:
cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/4488793
One of the first few Japanese phrases you'll learn is "いくらですか？"
Bespoke: Make your own LLM girlfriend speak in Japanese and learn it from her. Then you won't have to worry about getting scammed, you'll have the almost-perfect companion... and join the ranks of r/waifuism.
cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/4477940
That bright future is actually just the wildfires.
To their credit, some of them tried their best...
...but others are still keeping their foot on the accelerator.
~~Good luck, Gen Z and Gen Alpha.~~
Sources:
cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/4357105
Ahh... heart attack and diabetes... my favorite meal.
To be fair, heart attack and diabetes are pretty life-changing.
~~Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way Youmu looks at that milkshake~~
Sources:
- Left: Redo of Healer (honestly I should watch this sometime)
- Middle: Nikujo no Susume Ch. 1 Pg. 34
- Right: 109745 Pg. 11
cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/4263301
"In the dark... I heard... horrors... ...horrible sounds..."
"...sounds of horrible chewing, and munching, and gnashing of teeth..."
"I tried hiding... hoping against hope that she wouldn't find me... somehow..."
"I heard them call out to me... with each squish, it became quieter, and quieter, until..."
"...everyone's..."
"...everyone's gone..."
AT LAST, I'VE FOUND YOU
Source: 109745 Pg. 11
cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/3975097
Somewhere, an angry green necromancer just slammed a table.
"Wow Anon, that sounds like an exotic word."
"Yes, it's right up there with hinnyuu for how creative the Japanese can be."
"Does it have a similar meaning to "Namaste?"
"Not... quite..."
Source for bottom right: Kotoba from Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukanai.
cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/3072898
It's anyone's guess whether it ends up as "snuff" or "domination loss"... especially if it's an Asanagi doujin.
Similar to what happens if they see a ghost...
Source: Jujutsu Kaisen manga ch. 221
cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/371404
Both in anime and irl.
Source: Kanojo mo Kanojo S1E5 7:33
