Tabitha

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Conservatives: all glimpses of porn are automatically upgraded to ADDICTION.

Progressives: all porn actors are automatically upgraded to HUMAN TRAFFICKING VICTIMS.

smuglord you support ADDICTION and HUMAN TRAFFICKING

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

the intro of From uses this song

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago

Minecraft is the funkopops of retrogaming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

also Interstellar pisses me off because it's a dumbass time travel bullshit movie that branded itself as hard scifi with space travel but was actually about invisible space wizards doing a Deus Ex Machina.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Everybody says Dark is a better Stranger Things (around the Season 1/2 time period), but Dark is a really boring alternative to Stranger Things that replaced cool Lovecraftian shit with boring ass "it's sooo deep when you call it a time travel paradox instead of endless meandering and plotholes".

And to be fair, Stranger Things Season 4 (which was already in decline) also retconned all the cool Lovecraftian shit with boring ass "some random asshole has super powers for literally no reason".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

TLDR: a "trader" is anyone who makes money via the Apple App Store

Developers who make money from the ‌App Store‌ through either an upfront purchase price or through in-app purchases are considered traders, regardless of size.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you also had it on your screen, then when you unlock your phone, it showed for just enough time to recognize it, but not enough time to react and open it to play it, then facebook or youtube auto reloads you to the homepage without warning.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

no, 4 is the exact number of evers.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (7 children)

the Internet never forgets

this one goes both ways, if someone is doxing you, it'll be online FOUR FUCKING EVER, but if it was a cool website/funny meme/ good software, it's probably on somebody's downloads folder, but it can easily disappear and you'll never see it again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've have good experience with MEGA, they were offering 50GB free when I signed up, I think they're offering 20GB on their free tier now. Your files are stored on disk locally while also avaliable on the cloud via their website and mobile apps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The North Atlantic Fella Organization (NAFO, a play on NATO)

basically self-identified NATO fans

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Libs: Alright, we've given you the free-est markets possible, let's see some of that generous charity.

Capitalist: starts a think-tank that's legally a non-profit and hires failson-of-CEO for role of CEO

Libs: That's the most generous thing I've ever seen!

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