SoJB
ITT, People who have no idea what the original premise of “Cyanide and Happiness” even is, despite having “cyanide” in the name
The absolute liberal irony in this is fucking hilarious.
You people are just genuinely lost in hyperreality, aren’t you?
p.s. try sneering harder, you’re totally winning over the working class.
Wanna know a secret?
All big companies are degrading in the same way.
Teams cut down to 25% staffing with critical support roles sunsetted instead of backfilled. Revenue demands increasing quarter over quarter. Budgets declining. Profits higher than ever before, beating earnings by over 50% quarter over quarter 2 quarters in a row.
Mistakes costing more and more money, sucking up more labor to fix that is already spread thin. I’m the project lead on half a dozen projects ranging from $100k to $1.6m in capital expense each, simultaneously, by myself.
My role is not designed for project work. It’s supposed to be routine maintenance and operations. Which I’m also doing.
The entire corporate world is about to eat shit and reap what they’ve sown. And stocks will be higher than ever before.
The Western world is in free collapse, yall. Hope you realize and prepare accordingly before those funny TikToks of homeless people you watch have you in them.
Welcome to the endgame of capitalism.
Ford also famously runs ads (in the US) boasting about their lie-flat drivers seats in their trucks because so many people can afford a truck payment but not a rent payment.
Beats being on the streets which is almost impossible to come back from.
The collapse of Western society is being witnessed by hearing anecdotes on forums until you’re the one in the anecdote.
The disadvantaged are simply swept into the streets to die, and washed into the gutters afterwards (Newsom, anyone?).
Ironic, considering how often people lose their shit over fabricated Tiananmen propaganda.
The very wealthy are also petulant little pigs who clad themselves in designer clothing, diamonds, and gold. Who literally clutch pearls and hiss at minorities. Who support genocides and drive drunk on public roads after their racist little evening gatherings.
Let’s stop pretending these ghouls are valid human beings. Entire Royal families have been terminated for having less relative wealth to the workers than todays ruling class.
Finally I’ve found it. The average gamer that rewards shitty game devs for pushing slop after slop onto consumers.
Toyota tried to push this exact same remote start subscription BS as well so cross them out too
Now you know why China DiSsApPeArS so many of them.
Also known as fucking jail.
Ah, another scratched liberal. Not all high and mighty anymore after being proven objectively wrong, again?