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I don't know whether to believe the meme or the comment on the meme.

I believe that's a Calvin and Hobbes reference.

That user base is a drop in the ocean compared to most of reddits user base, and those people have all left already.

Like English?

Looks to me like C++ was just given a mascot.

It is an obese, diseased rat named Keith.

Somebody should let Bjarne Stroustrup know.

Unfortunately a lot of doctors seem to take pride in it, and any suggestion that they could be unsafe due to fatigue is taken as a personal attack against their flawless integrity.

If you have pressure wash your anus to blast the shit loose, maybe you've got some other problem.

The comparison in this case is operating on the word half, not on the subject of the sentence:

Only half want to get married, even less [than half] want kids.

This is a contributor post, not a Forbes official article.

I read here recently that the rich people who pay attention to Forbes for investment information avoid all Forbes contributor content and focus only official article from Forbes staff.

I don't know how true that is, but if you believe it then until a forbes staffer writes about it in an official capacity, it hasn't actually hit Forbes.

Telling people to leave because they don't know is also not okay.