Pringles

I believe in the Sun Tzu method. You are allowed to fuck up once. Fuck up again, off with the head (well, or a lifetime ban in this case). One and done would ruin too many careers with false positives or people that made a youthful fuck up.

My shits at my grandma's would've been more comfy had I known this. I was always worried it wouldn't flush (which happened on occasion).

My wife: "Those are rookie numbers"

I read it in simple view, otherwise it's not readable.

Ehm, the Germans got bombed into oblivion. It was quite effective.

Is that why people are surprised when they see I have over 6000 unread mails?

With usenet you're not a distributor.

Sailboats are a thing too, you know...

With Biden stepping aside and Trump being even dumber than he was (which to everyones surprise was possible apparently), I'm feeling a lot more positive about the US elections in November.

Do it first on all people that put dot between every word.

I believe that. You never see him actually read something. At most he glances at something before having someone else read it and summarize it for him in a dumbed down way.