ObiWahn

Exactly. My lazy ass shaves every 2 to 3 weeks when it starts itching. In the summertime more often since a beard sucks when you try to wipe your sweat off....

Beer is just cold, fermented herbal tea.

In other words: Beer is a cousin of kombucha...

So... I haven't read the bill, but would that mean that flying, emergancy landings, driving and breathing would be illegal?!

I mean flying, driving and breathing produces CO2 and to do an emergency landing you have to dump fuel....