He's got this
Mordachai_Shedbacon
joined 1 year ago
CRACK THAT PEE PEE CAKE AND INHALE THE SPICE
When I meet a trans person I PANIC. I kick and shriek like an angry baby, as my illusory straights-only world crumbles around my ears. Wait, are those cat ears?? Oh no, it's already too late, my transformation into a queer cat-boi is already complete. Then I go home and make a sandwich. Not a big deal, really
Me too, I'm looking around in the background like "okay, who's fuckin? ...or someone's naked? ...pooping?" yea the Internet has definitely done things to my brain
laughs in 40
When you invite a girl over to watch scary movies and she starts taking her skin off (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
XD holy shit, how is that even possible?
Taste the ~~rainbow~~ nothing
More sexy citrus plz
What caused your mental break?
Do we use a knife/fork? Or just dive in face first? Be real
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ARROOOO MY GENDER IS 30 BY 32... DUNNO WHAT THE NUMBERS MEAN, BUT I GOT A "BI" IN THERE SO IM SET!