kleefkruid
Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.
kleefkruid
my parents: "We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!"
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ublock-origin
Anonymous asked:
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters
ublock-origin answered:
(Picture of a keyboard with most of the letters eroded away) We have no letters Kathleen!
ublock-origin
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zadumavi 6 minutos
h. how long have you had this keyboard.
yuri-execution 7 minutos
did you accidentally bathe it in acid or something??
ublock-origin
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#if ur fr abt the acidic sweat talk to a doctor if u havent already 💀
#like. genuinly
#acidosis kills
we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.
ashestoashesjc
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#this makes it so its impossible for us to use metal frame glasses
#since they break down in less than a year usually
captain-price-unofficially
What the fuck.
naggingatlas
op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen
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evilwizard
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr's rogue gallery. yes we've got some heroes, yes we've got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of "t's" in a post
t-counter
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
evilwizard
YOU EXIST???
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I read breasts at first too 💀
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werewolfcatgirlpaws
EVEN THE CLOWNS DEEM YOU UNWORTHY OF THEIR WEAKEST PIES
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