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kleefkruid
Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.
kleefkruid
my parents: "We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!"
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hotvampireadjacent
(A screenshot from the app formerly known as Twitter)
werewolfcatgirlpaws
EVEN THE CLOWNS DEEM YOU UNWORTHY OF THEIR WEAKEST PIES
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