Frozengyro

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago

Definitely the Republican mindset. I got mine, fuck everyone else!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Have we tried drinking bleach?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Oi, you got a loiscense for that knife mate?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

What are the chances of that? Plus I don't think the runways are nearby anywhere. A lot more likely it was intentional.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Just the earth is flat, everything else is sphere. That's why there's only life on earth

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Nestle would poison every source of water in the world if it meant swelling a few more bottles of water.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

More red around the blue.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Should have 5 years ago. Mostly cause fuck disney, but I get why you had it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You mean Soviet America?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

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