EmptySlime

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 hours ago

Classic Lavender Marriage is the easy answer. In my wife's case she is deeply intimidated by pretty women so she has enough trouble talking to them. She couldn't flirt with one to save her gay ass.

Her not being attracted to me like that is fine by me since I'm ace. We're basically just besties on a permanent sleepover that we formalized for tax purposes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

In my experience hearing it is more "failing to hook up with" than "screwing up the relationship with" regrettably. A lot of people seem to think autistic girls are easier to manipulate into sex than others. It could absolutely be the more innocent version but in my experience that phrase is usually pretty indicative of the stereotypical "pickup artist" mindset.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I think the weird ones with the horns are usually called Scalies. Wait no I suppose goats exist... Carry on.

Jokes aside this comment made me laugh so hard because before I figured out I was ace and was still forcing myself to keep up a "normal" sex drive for my ex the only porn that did it for me was the super degenerate kind. So for the longest time I thought I had just a bunch of weird fetishes but in reality I was just so asexual that it was indistinguishable from a severe porn addiction like some Degenerate Horseshoe Theory.

So I guess the point is just: Become Ungovernable. Beat your meat to Furry Porn

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Unfortunately it probably won't end up meaning much for a lot of what they have planned for us due to the Supremacy Clause and the way things like FDA approval work. But codifying those protections into the State Constitution does give us at least grounds for resistance on some things here in NY.

I'm glad it passed, that amendment was basically the only reason I voted here in NY. But I don't think it's going to matter when they outlaw HRT or whatever else it is they plan to do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah I guess it was originally opened as Danny's Donuts and the name Denny's came about to avoid confusion with another chain.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

More likely the "president, congress, and senate" that's doing the heavy lifting here IMO. If I had to put money on it I'd probably guess it was usually like straight R and then like he'd vote for Joe Manchin and be like "see I voted for both Republicans and Democrats"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk I feel like this would be more of a Boardwalk Empire kind of situation or similar since you've got different products for the enterprise to push. You've got T, E, puberty blockers, possibly underground surgery centers, people needing fake documents.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I had one of them in my left arm right at like the bottom of the shoulder muscle. Only thing that happened with it was the pore like... Stretched out until it was about the size of the pump needle you use for like a basketball. Even after finally getting the hair out of it the pore never fully closed back up. I like to joke that it's my vaccine injection port but it's like an inch or so too low for where they usually put them.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Last numbers I saw is that Trump more or less got the same amount of votes as 2020 while Harris got 15 million less votes than Biden.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago

I personally injure my own large intestine for gluttony.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

If I had to guess it's because JD is more of a general physician. Strange was a neurosurgeon before the accident that crippled his hands and led him to study the Mystic Arts. So not only can he not perform surgery anymore without magic but if he was working on you, then you were pretty much in life or death territory anyway.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I believe that would be one who prefers to fuck other people, but on the couch.

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