CPMSP

Money buys options.

If you have more money, typically you have a greater pool of options to choose from in all avenues of life.

When your finances are desperate or non existent, so are your options.

Them's freedumb younuts to the laikes a you...

I almost thought it was me, but then I saw there were no shooter fingers or winking.

When you need your wizard sleeve inspected, who better to call?

Each picture is progressively more terrifying.

Methaddicta

Shithole Surfers

MAGAbreath

They Might be Crackheads

Don't worry, every month we pay $1k for the pleasure of paying retail price on prescriptions until we hit our deductible. Only 9k to go!

Yeah, what have those damn kids done for us today?

I'm not religious in any sense of the word, but if Jesus Christ is telling me to go to the casino, we're going to the fucking casino!

Loaves and fishes bitches!

You telling me NoHo Hank had it right all along??

Whoops, my fault I misunderstood.

I hope you get it figured out!