ArugulaZ

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (23 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Good GOD, man. I literally said "EWWWWWWW!!!" when I read this. This is like the genocidal version of Gene Hackman's plans in the Superman film.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sure blew up Dr. Oz's political career.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'd suggest this guy get the yogurt enema that was so popular at Kellogg during its early days.

(You know what cures those deviant sexual urges? Having thick white liquid injected into your rectum.)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There are towns in Texas that reek of cattle shit, twenty four hours a day. Seven days a week. Even Christmas. The stench doesn't take holidays.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

OH GOD SOMEONE TURNED ON THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just don't make 'em the way Richard Jeni's wife does.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Gemini, set an alert for when Google dumps you and goes back to the assistant."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (14 children)

Is this gonna be one of those tech bandwagon things that Google fails at so consistently? You know, like Google phones, Google Plus, Google Pay, Google Stadia, Google Your Poodle, etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is this like the Linux nerds' version of the Crips and the Bloods?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Texas. You can't live with it, you can't... uh, live with it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

And he'll pause the Supreme Court permanently if he gets the reins of power again. "Checks and balances? I won't be needing THOSE as Supreme Leader!"

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