ArugulaZ

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Oh wow, that is peak kill-billy. You can almost smell the meth.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Perfect for leftovers!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Elementary, my dear Mr. Putin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think I blew up that KFC when I played Mercenaries on the Xbox...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've tried frolicking. All those hairs get stuck in my teeth, though.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Stupid people.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Forward compatibility? I get backward compatibility, but FORWARD compatibility?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago (7 children)

RFK Jr. is a piece of dog shit drying in the hot summer sun. I can't imagine in any universe this guy (who makes me wish there was a Sirhan Sirhan Jr.) draining votes from Joe Biden when their views are diametrically opposed.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago

I mean, I would suggest she'd be like green or blue or something, like regular fish. You know, camouflage for being underwater. Something down there in the briny deep has got to have a taste for mermaids.

(For top accuracy, all Little Mermaids from this point forward must have a strong resemblance to a manatee. Is Kathy Bates from Misery available?)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Mm, white danish. That's the one with the white cheesecake goo on the top, right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I see your point, but it is also a little weird when a previously established black character is made white, or at least less black, in the casting. Apparently during TMNT's grimdark period, before the cartoon, their April O'Neil was bi-racial. Baxter Stockman was black, but when the TMNT cartoon came out in 1987, both were white.

I wasn't familiar with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles until the very kid-friendly cartoon, so it didn't bother me. I mean, this was my first introduction to these characters, right? I had no idea. But fast forward to now, when it's very strongly canon that Baxter Stockman is black, and the 1987 Baxter Stockman, who's a hybrid of Dr. Brown from Back to the Future and Jeff Goldblum's bug in The Fly, does seem a little... off.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dude, you're only comparable to Man-Bear-Pig.

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