AnnoyingPedant

joined 1 year ago

Double the Fun in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

What is that, um... In her mouth? Leg donga?

Sashay in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Filter resulted in an oil painting effect.

Sand in the works in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Coral.

Also, damn.

Ever caught your partner cheating and then invited the affair to join the relationship? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Department store security guard here. You mean I can't bring the slutty girls who stole bracelets and underwear into my office and force them to...

Forget it. I quit.

(edit: rule updated please read!) New Sitewide Rule about Spamming in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Annoying as hell when the posters spam into communities that don't they don't align with, too.

"Pussy? I have one of those. Submit."

Many get a pass despite breaking rules in those communities, indicating apathetic mods, or perhaps they want more content...

Which one is better: the top of my body or the bottom? [OC] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Whichever belongs in this community. Unfortunately, in this photo, none. Rule 7.

Pedants Club [The Jenkins Comic] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

This is my jam

Just taking in some vitamin D on this beautiful morning. You should join me 😘 [OC][F] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

🫶

Just taking in some vitamin D on this beautiful morning. You should join me 😘 [OC][F] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't work indoors when the light is passed through windows. The key is that sweet, sweet UVB, which is filtered by the glass in those windows.

Time to take the photo session outside.

I'm a little self-conscious about my breasts. Are they small or are they nice? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

They're lovely, as are you. Let me count the ways.

They exist
They will never sag
You shared them with us
Your nipples look delicious

Some updates about Lemmy NSFW in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

🤙

Some updates about Lemmy NSFW in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hey! I just realized your username is from Farscape! I was like, "Delvian... Delvian... I know that from somewhere..." Great show. Ignore me and carry on...