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Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Yea, that's pretty much why turning it a machine off and on again works.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

Tom Knight and the Lisp Machine

A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.

Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: “You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong.”

Knight turned the machine off and on.

The machine worked.

Source: http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/index.html Section IIIA

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

No, sometimes the answer is just turn it off.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago

Go bigger than IT problems.

Most desk jobs are simply finding information: a suitable combination of 1s and 0s until someone else agrees that the combination is correct.

Then, as a reward, the business slightly changes the 1s and 0s of my bank account.

It’s 1s and 0s all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Under the same logic, All problems are also caused by turning it off and on again.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.

Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: “You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong.”

Knight turned the machine off and on.

The machine worked.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

One token ring to crash them all!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Turning it off and on again is a universal truth. A defibrillator works by turning the heart off then on again.

(You don't defib a patient who is flat lining. You defib to fix an erratic heart beat.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Our University is a cosmic machine that has been running for billions of years, and as an IT guy reboots a computer when it's been running for too long and has problems, will inevitably implode on itself and tear itself apart, which is the equivalent of God turning it off and on again.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ECT basically does that too but for brains. Too sad and Prozac isn't fixing it? We're gonna put you under and slap the reset button every other day until you're not. Shit works too its fucking wild.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

I believe there is also a medical treatment that consists of wiping out your white blood cells entirely so your body has to make new ones.

"Have you tried turning the immune system off then on again?'

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sometimes the fix is to turn it off, take it out back and beat it with a stick.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I got a killa up inside of me

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