OH REALLY?
heh, good one
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I am going to buy a subscription for a little while just so I can ask it to code Roko's Basilisk for me.
Two heads? And no butt?
I would believe it more if it was an animal with 2.3i butts. :-P
Now, I know what you are thinking - that doesn't exi... (hold my beer):
But when they eat, they have a big digestion battle where their intestines connect. The loser has to shit through their mouth
So spaghetti code
Sounds like all the JavaScript I’ve ever seen.
I hope the book is computer generated too
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog
Just a feline canine little CatDog
CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog!
Out on the road or back in town
All kinda critters putting CatDog down
Gotta rise above it gotta try to get along
Gotta walk together gotta sing this song
CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog!
It’s a book about frameworks that don’t exist
With the state of Javascript being what it is, you probably can chain syllables randomly and have a fair chance of the resulting word being the name of a temporarily-existing framework