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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My Dr, she does a good job. Just a few seconds, done. What's the big deal?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My doctor has long fingernails and it's super uncomfortable when she starts wiggling all her fingers around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

All her fingers...gulp