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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

meanwhile me who's never left editplus

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wake me up when theres a vim plugin and a linux port

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it already has vim motions. But I wouldn't know because there is no Linux build.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't get why some people argue over text editors... Just use whatever works. I like VSCode, not because its the best or the fastest or the lightest.

It works and it does all I need it to do , which is all that I need from a text editor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's worth finding the best text editor if you're using it all day long imo

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If it does everything it needs to do without major drawbacks, then it is the best editor.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah... and these criteria depend on the editor + use case combo. Hence, the discussion and excitement around text editors

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've seen their page and while it seems great, I don't think they'll match Jetbrains in term of out of the box ergonomics. Could be a good VScodium replacement once it gets a bit fledged out and available on Linux.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I must be the only one that actively dislikes Jetbrains products.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

lol fleshed out is definitely correct here. Down votes are confusing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Flushed out?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sucks for consumers but that is poetic justice for the zed team. They now atone for their sin of creating electron.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm glad to hear Zed uses the GPU to render its UI, much like every other IDE on the planet.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Idk man. I'm still waiting for Fleet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

John fucking Carmack codes in Microsoft Visual Studio, and that's the guy who wrote Doom, the single most important piece of software in history of Man and I'm not even exaggerating.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Doom, the single most important piece of software in history of Man and I’m not even exaggerating.

First of all, that's your opinion, second of all, appeal to authority, third of all, what's that have to do with what he does right now?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's not opinion though, but a scientific fact.

Don't you try to argue with the experts

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He doesn't develop text editors, so he uses what's popular. That's what most people do.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what would you use if you developed text editors?

And as a side note, would would you use for html and php?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'd probably use my own niche text editor

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The single best thing I like about Zed is how they unironically put up a video on their homepage where they take a perfectly fine function, and butcher it with irrelevant features using CoPilot, and in the process:

  • Make the function's name not match what it is actually doing.
  • Hardcode three special cases for no good reason.
  • Write no tests at all.
  • Update the documentation, but make the short version of it misleading, suggesting it accepts all named colors, rather than just three. (The long description clarifies that, so it's not completely bad.)
  • Show how engineering the prompt to do what they want takes more time than just writing the code in the first place.

And that's supposed to be a feature. I wonder how they'd feel if someone sent them a pull request done in a similar manner, resulting in similarly bad code.

I think I'll remain firmly in the "if FPS is an important metric in your editor, you're doing something wrong" camp, and will also steer clear of anything that hypes up the plagiarism parrots as something that'd be a net win.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Me. I'd like to try zed though.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

present... yet until i can toy around with zed in Linux

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Represent! (It's vscode with all telemetry and crap removed, all your vscode extensions still work fine)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I liked Atom, performance was tolerable on my overpowered machine, but MS killing it just sent me back to Vim and modernizing my plugins.

Zed positives: Metal rendering. I use a Mac, so one platform's fine. But negatives: Rust, so I can't/won't touch any internals, and I loathe the Rustacean propaganda wing. No extensions yet. Config is another stupid json file.

You know what's great about vimrc? It's easy to put in a few config commands, and then you realize you're working in the scripting language. You don't have to switch to a whole new file format. Thanks, Bram.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Where would you have to touch internals in zed? In reality would you have to come into contact with rust when using Zed? If it works it wouldn't be apparent what it was build with, wouldn't it?

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