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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The pig looks tight ngl

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I remember seeing a faded, sun bleached poster of this on the wall of our guidance counsellor's office and thinking, those animals look so adorable. Didn't make me want to smoke but also didn't make me not want to.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

What about the monkey. I'd fuck that monkey.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now say it 10 times very fast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

This was made by a Furry.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I am not sure if it is a good campaign. I don’t smoke but this makes smoking look cooler than most of the old smoking ads I have seen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

No dromedary? Missed opportunity.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

one of my teachers in HS had a variation of this on his classroom wall, the chimp always looked so chill

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

The chimp is Hemingway ~~drinking~~ dreaming up his next masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Well, the chimp, the duck and the frog all looked pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Frog has swag

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The chicken looks pretty cool too, like he'll steal your wallet and your girl in between puffs before you even finish coughing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Rabbit and deer look nervous. I think they were pressured by the other animals to smoke with them.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Frogs don't smoke, that's a toad.😁

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

The frog and the chimp are iconic

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I just don't understand how people accept smelling like absolute shit all day. idk if they think they stop smelling the moment they litter the street with their cigarette butts but that shit stays on you for the rest of the day and when you walk around you smell how an ashtray must taste. disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I hate the smell of smoke, I can't even work when my co workers come back from a smoke

But this? Man, shitttt it's cool

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It pretty much stays on them 24/7. They get desensitized do it but yeah, they just smell like shit 24/7 and you can smell it pretty far away

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have a disabled neighbor that I help out around the house every now and then, she's been a smoker for decades. Long enough that she had to get tracheotomy so she breathes through a hole in her neck. Hasn't stopped her from smoking like a pack a day. Because of her disability and advancing age, a very kind neighbor built her a house and gave it to her for free. Her smoking has ruined that cute little two bedroom, to the point that everything in there is stained nicotine yellow, and reeks. That house will just have to be torn down when she leaves, because they'd have to gut the entire thing just to get rid of the smell. It's disgusting, and the fact that she got that house for nothing makes me all the more pissed about it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Wow thats also enabling at its finest

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

My grandmother was always a smoker. The smell reminded me of her and her home more than anything gross.

Also the smoke does make the ability to taste and smell significantly worse.

That being said I finally kicked the habit 4 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Shiiit now I've got to take up smoking again. Just when I've been clean for 25 years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I know. I haven't smoked in 18 yrs but those animals have me thinking again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The frog/toad does look pretty cool.

(and no I'm not biased)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

I stopped smoking almost 7 years ago. This ad makes me regret it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's even cooler when it's forced on you violently and without consent.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why are you bringing this up?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because this would actually be even more excellent anti-smoking ad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How is that anti smoking? That's anti research via trials in animals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Tobacco industry still tests on animals. Not on dogs though iirc. So even if you don't care about your own health, you should quit smoking for the benefit of animals.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago

Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah that's why I smoke, to look cool.

100%

They really got me.

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