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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

In Soviet Russia B-52 owns you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Everyone gets a Horse this year!!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For real, though--pets should never be a surprise gift unless you have really, really thought about and planned it out.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

You don't own a B-52 as a pet, you are its slave.