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I'm thinking taffy. (mander.xyz)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

mmm forbidden spicy honey

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've had it in cake form. Pretty good.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It most definitely has a satisfying snap when you break the surface tension of a nice steamy blob. Maybe similar to a warm Mozzarella.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You can eat anything once. If your brave enough.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

In fact, lava is so nutritious it will fill you up for the rest of your life!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (5 children)

When does something count as being eaten - once you swallow it? I don't think you'd succeed at that with lava.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just shove an insulated hose through your esophagus and out your bunhole and pass lava through it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Holy mackerel

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Depends on the exact composition but most lavas are going to be way more viscous than honey.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago

Does "very thick" mean nothing to you?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So... Treacle?

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