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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He grips him by the legs so he’s easier to swing around and throw at attackers

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Strategically weaponized toddler

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"hey, want to see where daddy works, disposable meat shield number 9?"

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if he's trying to speedrun this kid hating him. Not going to be a nice day when the kid realises daddy used him as an emergency bullet sponge

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago

This is why The Adjuster went for the leg shot first

[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He pussied out on fighting Zuckerberg, too. His actual mommy had to intervene. Soy boy Elmo.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Next he'll walk about in a robot suit with children strapped to the outside all around. Finally we know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As much as I like the image, we already know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

He’s got a huge impreg fetish and zero self control.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Is this real? This is some cartoon villain shit.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago

It’s real, check his Twitter feed. Also, why worry? He’s got plenty more where that came from. /s

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I just had this sent by a friend and found it funny. But for the Healthcare CEO killed media and corpos love to play the "family father" angle.

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