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I.e. 100k embezzlement gets you 2.5 years

Edit.

I meant this to be the national average income (40k if I round up for cleaner math), not based on the individuals income, it's a static formula.

Crime$$$/nat. Avg. Income = years in jail

100k/40k = 2.5 years

1mill /40k=25 years

My thoughts were, if they want to commit more crime but lessen the risk, they just need to increase the average national income. Hell, I'd throw them a bone adjust their sentences for income inflation.

Ie

Homie gets two years (80k/40k=2), but the next year average national income jumps to 80k (because it turns out actually properly threatening these fuckers actually works, who'd've figured?), that homies sentence gets cut to a year he gets out on time served. Call it an incentive.

Anyways, more than anything, I'm sorry my high in the shower thought got as much attention as it did.

Good night

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

To clarify, I meant national average. As in, an average American makes 40k a year, white collar crime 1 mil, get 25 years since that's how long it would take an average American to get 1 mil.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

FYI, the median personal income for a person working full time, year round is just above $60,000 in the US, so 1 million dollars of crime might only deserve 16 years, 8 months.

JPMorgan Chase has paid out $30,000,000,000 in fines over the last 20 years or so. That means if you apply similar logic to companies, their executive team owes up to 500,000 years in prison collectively, which is only 3,000 years per member of the senior leadership team.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Source on median income pls?

US Census seems to put it at ~42k/year

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just seems like the poor get punished, while the rich don't.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

Well,technically you're wrong.

Punishment is simply the flip on reward. You could say they get "negative punishment" but no one wouldn't mistranslate that shit.

They are simply rewarded is probably better, or shall I say, more accurate...

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Instead, punishment for ALL crime should be proportional to the perpetrator's annual income. That's how they do it in Finland (and it seems also some ~~other~~ Scandinavian countries), for instance. They have had at least a couple of instances of over $100k speeding tickets, for example. This makes incredibly SOOOO much sense that it will never happen in most capitalist countries.

Some references: https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/03/finland-home-of-the-103000-speeding-ticket/387484/ https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jun/06/finnish-businessman-hit-with-121000-speeding-fine

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'd like to point out that Finland is not Scandinavian, because they'd want me to

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I believe they'd say Nordic

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I have no income.. does that mean I can hold up a bank?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well that would be income.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Whatever you get from the holdup counts as income, so your fine will just be a percentage of that.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is the embezzler a $7.25 or otherwise minimum wage worker or a well-paid nepo baby?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

He's a tipped employee.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Revenue, not income. Income and profits are too easy to hide.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So if I have a net loss for the year, I’ll get paid to commit crimes?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I like the way you think, you would do well in the Australian property ~~racket~~ market

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

It should be proportional to the personal income of whoever committed the crime

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And if a company is the perpetrator, it might just have to go out of business or be acquired by the government.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Net worth, not income.

All net worth including stocks, property, etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Those sweet, sweet unrealised gains

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Farmers getting a hard time on this policy

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no. My collection or rare mighty beans.

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