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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Eat the rich

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

i hope this starts a trend for CEOs in 2025 :)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

2025 redemption arc?

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They should keep his body in a building central to the insurance HQs. For every single denied claim going forward, that insurance companies CEOs should have to eat a small piece of his decaying corpse to get the denial approved. Once the body is all gone, they need to replenish the CEO body stock if they want to continue denying claims...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago

Welp, yours is the most creative take I've seen this morning haha, kudos!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

"Hey other CEOs... Are we the baddies?"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

Thots 'n pears

[–] [email protected] 141 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I deny this asshole the status of "space cowboy."

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I also extend that to the status of "gangster of love"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And "Maurice" as well while we're at it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He's just that "womp womp" guitar lick that plays after "Maurice."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

This is outrageous; it's unfair

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