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The fine art of writing a resume (lemmy.today)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

if you want to say that you told someone else to change a light bulb you could write:

oversaw the rapid deployment of a new environmental illumination system in accordance with all existing industry health and safety regulations.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Over the weekends, I demonstrated adeptness in the strategic incorporation of vaporized botanicals for cognitive enhancement, complemented by the consummate management of nutritional intake through artisan-crafted, tuber-derived consumables.

[+] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a hiring manager, I see right through this bullshit, it has grown entirely too tedious at this point and it never goes past that initial review. Brevity and pointed accomplishments are so refreshingly rare, they get top billing. Consistently.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

These are the ones trying to be honest who don't know what you want. The liars already know to keep it simple, just how you like it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Not giving my age or career away, but I've done hundreds and hundreds of interviews. If they snow me based on their resume, they are very unlikely to do so on their interview. I may be an outlier, but I don't regret any of the hires I've made over the years as a result.