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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh god oh no I used my last click now I can’t select a plan

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

We need to reverse engineer this software so it can be used.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can navigate with keyboard shortcuts.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm sorry, you are out of keyboard clicks.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why you do what I do and use a trackball.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I've had mine since 2004. I've replaced the cord 3 times, and designed a 3D printed replacement scroll wheel for it. It's still going strong.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

My current led mouse has been going for 10 years with no signs of slowing down, so take that sub and stuff it

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, that's the dumbest thing I've read in a while. I have a Trackman from 2004 that's still plugging along, no subscription software updates required. If your stuff isn't shit, it lasts forever anyways.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago

It's all fun and games, until it becomes real and people buy it, then all competitors align and it's the new norm.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

your red pixel clicking cartridge has run out. you wont be able to click on any other pixels until you refill your red pixel clicking cartridge.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Third party clicking cartridge detected. Please purchase a supported cartridge from Logitech, or our partnered retailers.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 3 weeks ago

Do not read aloud from a book that summons demons. Not even as a joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Laughs hysterically in XMonad

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The image is of a Logitech MX master. But yes the meme is very HP coded.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

I'm aware. But Logitech backed down on it. HP wouldn't have.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

The worst thing about this image is that it literally took one of the best mice on the market. Albeit this is a version 1, and no longer being sold.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

☹️ but i cant click to subscribe.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

You can, but it's 10 cents a click!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Data pack work like that, the page to order the data pack doesn't cost anything to reach.

I would assume that the app would have click working

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just buy a second mouse. C'mon dude, it's like you're not even trying to pay!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

puts dollar near CD drive

it actually takes it

Holy shit.

I have a CD drive!

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