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Image not quite for ADHPeeps but I feel this sort of thing happens regularly for us as well.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

✨ alcohol✨

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Drinking a litre (~32oz) of espresso every day... ETA: I also have narcolepsy. its rough out here

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Nicotine. I started smoking at 16. Vaping now but nicotine and caffeine are carrying me through my unmedicated life

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My daily Monster and blue flavored nicotine and weed air is working a lot better and some how has less side effects. Although, longevity is outside the scope at this point.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

A friend of mine chews nicotine gum. I have another friend that vapes and drinks like 12 energy drinks a day.

[–] [email protected] 121 points 2 days ago (20 children)

Reminds me of when people find out I do cocaine and Adderall.

"Oh Michael likes to get high"

No, Michael doesn't have health insurance and has very severe adhd. I can't live a normal life without stimulants and drug dealers are cheaper than doctors. welcome to America.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Damn mate, that's really rough. I did see recently how US companies are taking advantage of the made-up scarcity to scalp people with ADHD to the point where the black market is more affordable. I only you know what you're doing vis-a-vis risks from tainted batches.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Tea. Extremely strong tea, the kind russian convicts drink.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Wait what, I have below average blood pressure and have always leaned on caffeine to focus better. I never had any idea the two might be connected.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wow people that drank redbull have kids in college already, I guess it does make you move quicker

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Red bull was invented in ’87…

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Big if true! Would've never thought red bull was older than me!

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Chewing gum almost every waking moment of the day. People used to assume I was trying to quit smoking, I would joke that I was actually trying to build my way up to starting.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I used to love chewing gum until a dentist scared me away from it. As a result, my undiagnosed grinding destroyed most of my teeth...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm sorry. If you can still chew, ice breakers has Xylitol which is good for teeth.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

I am thankful that my dentist talked me into switching to a sugar-free brand years ago. Probably saved me a couple teeth so far.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I used to drink 4 red bulls or 2-3 rockstar energy drinks per day. This was on top of any coffee.

Now, diagnosed and medicated, I'm down to zero and I rarely drink coffee.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I was clearing three, sometimes even four Rockstars per day not too long ago. Just got to where they didn't even affect me much, and cracking open fresh ones throughout the day just made me feel alert and good. I got it back down to just one every morning around 5 or 6am, with maybe a second in the afternoon once per week -- usually on a Saturday or Sunday when running errands and trying to survive parenthood. I'm in my late-thirties now, and need to find an effective alternative, but coffee makes me feel poisoned.. almost like there's toxic metals coursing through my veins.

Tried pairing coffee with taurine to counteract the negative side-effects of the caffeine, but it doesn't work quite as well without whatever witch's brew they throw in with it in energy drinks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I love redbull and I have Gamersupps powder that is basically energy drink in a powder. It's a good replacement for when I don't have a redbull handy. Very very similar effect on my body

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Recently got diagnosed with asthma and just have an albuterol inhaler till I can see a specialist in 4 plus months, haven’t been able to get an ADHD test despite my doctors referral, just so you have a preface for my story here.

On days I work toward my goals I generally start with a 16 oz doubled tea, gives me stimulants which I can’t get at the moment and I generally am able to focus on my tasks for 2 hour stents or so. I have some days though that despite getting rest and having a dose of caffeine I get real low energy around my first hour. Recently, during one of these moments I was trying to take a break and realized my breathing was quite shallow and I was somewhat short of breath, so I used my inhaler and I had a rush of energy and was able to knock out all my tasks with energy to spare. Turns out most of my low energy days have been actually about my low blood oxygen and the effects of having undiagnosed asthma. This has happened to me several times now and it blows me away each time. I think to myself “So this is how normal people breath and get so much done.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

What were your oxygen levels?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dang a pug with ADHD. I'm glad you have it somewhat sorted, though.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For my own research purpose, would you be able to test your oxygen levels with those check oxygen meters that we get or may be one of those inbuilt Oxygen meters in smart watches?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I’m too poor to own a smart watch, maybe an idea for when I can.

Edit: Also they haven’t gave me an oxygen meter. Perhaps that is something the specialist does but not doctor in my state?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

My sympathies as a fellow asthma sufferer, but congrats on the medication at least. It’s really crazy how much easier everything in general is when you can breathe!

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