Whoever drew this, had never gone to an urinal in his life
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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This cartoon can't exist. Urinal etiquette requires:
That you should have one empty urinal between you and the next guy if at all possible. And always go to the nearest open urinal when you enter.
And that you look straight ahead and never look to either side of you. You must stare solely at the wall straight ahead of you. Thoughtful establishments hang pictures or current sales flyers at eye level to look at while peeing.
And most of all, you must never speak to anyone in there. So there is absolutely no way this cartoon can happen in the real world.
I'm a guy who can pee confidently for minutes and I always like to look around when peeing. Oh, and I'll get the urinal that's the closets to you, that way I don't have to scream when I'll start a discussion with you. Yes, I'm a bit of a pervert.
Because everyone everywhere always follows etiquette without fail?
Jes it is an instinct, written into the Male DNA...
In the men's bathroom, violating any of these rules of etiquette brings the death penalty.
death peenalty
Just don't shake it more than twice while its in your hand and the police needn't be involved
No matter how many times you shake it, the last drop will still end in your pants
Tust du schütteln oder stoßen - der letzte Tropfen geht in'd Hosen. Ancient German proverb.
I lived in a house once that had a urinal and it was the best thing ever, especially for the first pee of the day. Normalize home urinals!
I just pee outside.
All houses have at least one urinal. The cool thing is, you're also able to wash your hands in it afterwards!
Yeah no, other people use that thing to put their hands, toiletries and so on
It was a joke
Use a urinal while wearing shorts and you'll change your opinion. I avoid them as much as I can preferring to sit, but sometimes that option is worse than the urinal..
Well, it doesn't work so well with morning wood, but at all other times I aim toward the bottom so the pee's hitting the back wall at less than about a 30° angle. I guess compared to sitting there's gonna be more splash back, but even with shorts I don't really notice anything. I'm sure it'd be different if you power blast the wall or base at 90°.
Maybe it depends on the urinal? In the US I have seen urinals that basically reach from the floor to your waist, which I imagine involves some splashing. Here in Europe I've only seen the ones that are way smaller, around waist height.
Those aren't so common due to cost. But those have the advantage of allowing someone who is tall and someone who is short to be able to comfortably pee.
I don't understand why they don't just install partitions. One that goes from the very bottom to the very top. A thin plank would do it. Not these 50cm pseudo partitions. That's why I prefer to use a cabin when a lot of people are peeing.
Come to our uni. Each toilets at our faculty have the first cabin be a urinal for some reason. Real nice if you a re a shy pisser.
Well. This comic certainly isn't making it easier.
Why are you reading comics at the urinal while you're trying to pee?
jokes on you guys I'm reading this while peeing on a regular toilet where I can relax
The only evidence of the "grand gay conspiracy" people keep talking about is the existence of bath-tub (multi-user) urinals.
Yea nah, that is not a sexy situation.
I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid when my redneck racist homophobic dad would drag us to the dirt track to watch other drunk rednecks race each other in their first track cars... Hang on...
I would have thought trough over tub... but i guess that depends entirely on the type of multi-user you're going for...
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