How do they stop the little parachutes from sliding off?

From another similar post, introducing fish to a large body of water has to be done like this or else the fish don't understand or acclimate properly and die. It's a slap to the noggin like "hey wakey wakey, go find some algae to nibble on"

I'm guessing only a few need to survive

Gotta weed out the weak ones with the fall.

The famous flying fish.

Bombs Awash

I mean, that’s just Utah… Good chance it’s not up to speed

People ITT must've forgotten about the salmon cannon.

Fishmonger bros be down there with a net

So, if I understand you correctly, what you're saying is - given the quite large body of water about half a mile away from me, all downhill, I should get a giant catapult and fling some piranha.

I'll go down in history, either for the best April Fools joke ever, or if my aim is off, the best Halloween prank ever 🐟🐠🐟😁