Watch out, he's coming for scented markers next
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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Ah fuck almost bit this onion.
Did it smell good? Might need to ban onions too.
I love eating Irish spring. tastes like Guinness.
heh. keep your personal dietary habits to yourself trench head
the onion has been on fire recently.
The length of time I've seen people commenting this, makes me think they mean 'recently' on a geological scale.
Stop giving him ideas
Well it would be bad if we began eating soap. Right?
Better than bleach... Right?
I’m no scientist, but I think so.
This seems less crazy than the things he'll actually say
Satire is dead.
Dammit, The Onion got me again. These headlines lately are too believable.
“Insiders have been peddling the lies that these apple cinnamon soaps aren’t dangerous, but I know firsthand how bad they actually taste."
Not because they became more plausible. It's because reality became dumber.
The onion should really start hiring like crazy. They're about to start getting so much material that their staff will be totally overwhelmed.
But if you only eat poison, the brain worms will starve
I believed it at first