this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

ELO is a term used in ranked competitive video games. Part of this author's sense of humor is that tinder is a ranked game

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Can women message people on Tinder they haven't matched with?

And if this was effective wouldn't it lower all women's Elo scores? Unless he only ignored one group and catfished everybody else. Sounds like a lot of work.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I think this is an unrealized thought experiment by op. I don't believe the Chad he imagines has any relation to the man most woman are looking for.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Op creates profile that makes him look rich and stupid.

Gets targeted by bots using ai generated images of mildly attractive women.

Thinks he’s actually attracting human beings.

Anon still has never willingly gotten the attention of a human woman besides his mother

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

And I'm telling ya his momma is a nice lady.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 96 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

It stands for female humanoid and is exactly as dehumanizing as it sounds

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago

I think that the part being dehumanized is the one that uses that word.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 21 hours ago

It was femoid originally but anon got even lazier.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think it's supposed to be some kind of derogatory label for women, but is really just an identifier that the person using it is a worthless being whose opinion is as relevant as a gnats thoughts on the economy.

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