How do you get H5N1? It's not airborne, don't worry. Just walk slowly 6ft behind other people. I keep repeating this because it's true.
It's not like you're going to be going to Walmart to actually purchase a perfect vessel for transferring viruses and or bacteria from the origin of the infection thru the sick chicken's ass to your own mouth. Cooking 🍳 it will definitely fix eeeverything!