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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sir, we have reports that our rival company programmed an AI that's only into listening to vaporwave. They tried talking to it, but they can't get a prompt. All they see is old Winamp visualizer patterns.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AI is going to kill a bunch of us, but this isn't how it will happen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't be silly. AI isn't going to kill us en masse. We're doing too good of a job of that ourselves before any AI will be powerful enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lol. Yeah. Sorry, let me clarify, I agree.

Like any new technology embraced too hard too soon, AI is going to kill several of us.

The mass extermination of most of our species - I expect we will accomplish with or without AI assistance.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Can we make this AI the president of the United States?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

This is the kind of AI rebellion I can get behind

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

At least it's not slacking off anymore.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

Lofi beats to rule the world to

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I for one welcome the new ai lofi overlord.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If my death comes with a bumpin' soundtrack I think I'll consider that a net win.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Lofi is not "bumpin'"

It is quite literally the opposite of that. It's like dying to smooth jazz. I'd rather it be on a much faster tempo I die to.