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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Late 2019 I was ready for 2020 to finally quit my dead end job and turn my life around. I can’t even remember what that felt like.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Why pay federal taxes when your existence is illegal? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This meme doesn't make sense to me, shouldn't "my plans" be above the guy in the apron and the years be above the bearded guy? That's presuming the intent was to say the plans were fucked up by the events of those years. In which case, the first panel is meaningless.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My Plans in SHOCK after realising the EXTREME events of the last years, IN THE WORLD

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

At least until 2029.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

It looks like 2020-2025 are actually enjoying this quite a bit

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is in my best financial and emotional interest to pass away in my sleep

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I've been thinking about spending a few years dead for tax reasons.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Way back in 2017 I was offered a job managing a small retreat center in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere along the shores of Lake Superior.

The pay was exceptionally low, but it came with housing and food. 8 months out of the year would have been spent just being there and keeping the place in order, the other 4 were for hosting guests.

I went back to school instead.

The fuck was I thinking? I could have ridden these shit years out as a weird hermit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Pandemic? Stay away from people? buddy I see people once a month when I buy an entire cow to put in my freezer.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sir, this is the plot to The Shining.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Funny enough, that was one of the reasons for not taking the job at the time.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And there probably would have been cool rocks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There were, in fact, cool rocks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You woulda been living my dream lol