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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

my body is a soviet apartment building

its not pleasing aesthetically, but at least it works

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I treat my body like the sack of meat and bone it actually is.

By slowly smoking it at low heat over a long period of time. (I'm a smoker)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I treat my body like a temple. (a pagan temple during the crusades of Richard the lionheart) .

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Gosh, I wish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

That's a good description of the penal system.