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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (15 children)

"You now have access to the collective knowledge of the entire world."

"Nah, let me see the boobies!"

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Genuinely curious, what are they using to access the Internet? I'm struggling to believe they brought smartphones with them that are universally compatible with the cell networks? Do they have PCs in the barracks and the dudes are just huddled around having the time of their lives?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I am going to guess they have WiFi access points.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

The milfs in their area may move them out of position

[–] [email protected] 173 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Boggles the mind to think stepmoms will prevent WW3.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When I read gorging on

[–] [email protected] 132 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Imagine being an adult raised without all-you-can-stomach porn and suddenly getting access to the Internet.

SO. MANY. BLISTERS.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago (5 children)

" I can't fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My "pistol" is out of ammo!

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