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Report: High Turnout Traced To Americans Mistakenly Voting On Vending Machine (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I voted for Fanta, because fuck Doritos.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

you better watch out, theres a certain poltical organization who created Fanta.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

STOP THE COUNT

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

At least you know where your money is going