this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Kind, well cultured people? Please, direct me to them so I may shit on them.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

"Do you have to swear so much, dude?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers on lemmy [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago

That's very un-dude, dude.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It went ok. Dudes upvote ratio got a little dinged.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my federated community.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I can get you a comment, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a comment by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with awards.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is what happens Larry. This is what happens when you down vote a stranger's comment on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

And here I thought it was about looking for strangers in the Alps

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Fuckin amateurs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pssh - that’s not his comment, Dude.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Shut up Donny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This community allows blogposting? What's the joke - randoms on the internet are assholes? Not a very strong punchline.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

A slap with a wet piece of paper is very funny to some of us. Strength not required.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You actually think there's children on Lemmy? Young children? Maybe there is but I get the feeling that kids aren't likely to give a shit about the Fediverse.

I'm here out of principle, but also because I genuinely like it of course. I haven't exactly seen any children's influencers using the fediverse or proselytizing about it though. What is there to draw them here?

I'd genuinely be amazed if there was more than a handful of under-10 kids on here. I'd love to be proven wrong though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I can’t imagine there are a bunch, I remember specifically encountering one commenter saying they were like 13 or something in a post.

So maybe there are dozens of them

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah there is no way they were lying. Everyone tells the truth in the Internet. /S

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Damn meddling kids these days

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

"Jesus fucking Christ... 🤦‍♂️"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I get that your version of the quote may have been too modified to recognize.

...also, not exactly a "cool guy move" of you to post this, especially without removing the account details. So this guy could have had a bad day or something, and any extra grief they're getting because of this post is on you bud.

There are no winners in this little war over nothing, and that's not something to be proud of.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 day ago

The person responding to op is... Let's just say... Not nice. I know from experience.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I’ll check with the boys down at the crime lab!

They got us working in shifts! Hahahahaha!

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