Kind, well cultured people? Please, direct me to them so I may shit on them.
Funny
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
"Do you have to swear so much, dude?"
That's very un-dude, dude.
It went ok. Dudes upvote ratio got a little dinged.
Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my federated community.
I can get you a comment, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a comment by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with awards.
This is what happens Larry. This is what happens when you down vote a stranger's comment on Lemmy.
And here I thought it was about looking for strangers in the Alps
Fuckin amateurs
Pssh - that’s not his comment, Dude.
Shut up Donny.
This community allows blogposting? What's the joke - randoms on the internet are assholes? Not a very strong punchline.
A slap with a wet piece of paper is very funny to some of us. Strength not required.
8 years olds, dude
You actually think there's children on Lemmy? Young children? Maybe there is but I get the feeling that kids aren't likely to give a shit about the Fediverse.
I'm here out of principle, but also because I genuinely like it of course. I haven't exactly seen any children's influencers using the fediverse or proselytizing about it though. What is there to draw them here?
I'd genuinely be amazed if there was more than a handful of under-10 kids on here. I'd love to be proven wrong though.
Yeah I can’t imagine there are a bunch, I remember specifically encountering one commenter saying they were like 13 or something in a post.
So maybe there are dozens of them
Yeah there is no way they were lying. Everyone tells the truth in the Internet. /S
Damn meddling kids these days
"Jesus fucking Christ... 🤦♂️"
I get that your version of the quote may have been too modified to recognize.
...also, not exactly a "cool guy move" of you to post this, especially without removing the account details. So this guy could have had a bad day or something, and any extra grief they're getting because of this post is on you bud.
There are no winners in this little war over nothing, and that's not something to be proud of.
The person responding to op is... Let's just say... Not nice. I know from experience.
I’ll check with the boys down at the crime lab!
They got us working in shifts! Hahahahaha!