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[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

When I was younger I loved tech and everything related to computers. Now I am nearly 30, and I hate tech more each day. Not only it's a waste of time, it becomes worse and less user friendly every year, full of nonsensical problems, AI bullshit and overall less control of our devices.

I need to finally buy a fucking bicycle, and spend some more time outdoors, or I will get crazy.

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[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 days ago

Boomer humor

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Right, and for some reason replacing "screen" with "paper" makes it somehow not a problem?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Real life is fucking depressing

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Im14andthisisdeep ass post

[–] [email protected] 89 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe the screen itself isn't the point then?

Did people who had to write things for a living ever enjoy books when they got home?

[–] [email protected] 102 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That is deeply amusing. It’s the same instinct..

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Not a cellphone in sight, just boomers living in the moment.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Reads like straight out of Fahrenheit 451.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 days ago

Boomer jokes suck

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

Strange planet vibration

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

That marriage is DOOMED.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (5 children)

lets judge people by their screen time, i would like to callit Screen shaming

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm okay with this, but I think my PC screen time would look pretty bad :')

Android screen time charts

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Balatro was yesterday. I swear!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Size is what matters. You need to judge people by their screen sizes.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

phone = like an hour texting, since music is screen off. laptop: all the time I don't have to sleep in school or at home, so about 6h

that is not many hours of time :( I want a refund.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

You guys make me feel good!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What happened on Wednesday?

edit: also, What Happened to Monday?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

How about me

Although I might be cheating because I have multiple phones (for work -- I assure you)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

You are exactly half the man I am.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Wow that's a lot of phone time. The only time I get close to that amount of screen time is when I'm doing a long drive using maps to get there. My average looks to be around 1-3. Though mine doesn't work it out nicely like yours.

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