Today I learned

I was looking for a winter jacket a few years ago and tried Amazon. I was scrolling through, and I wasn’t finding anything. So I sorted by price, high to low, thinking, I’m not poor I can splurge on a nice jacket.

Top of the list was a jacket for $20K. I decided to stop saying shit like “I’m not poor”.

Next year they'll have 24 light chandeliers and you'll have a tough time sellin this thing for anywhere close to what you paid.

$870k and no prime shipping? That's a deal breaker!

"Invest"? This use of the word appears to be inappropriate.

Curious why a woman's long sleeve shirt shows up when searching for "Chandelier". Algorithms never cease to amaze.

You have $875k worth of stuff in your cart? Imagine accidentally clicking 1 click checkout or something.