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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I looked it up and it seems that there are other Homo sapiens sapiens, so it was never up to me after all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

Eh… My brother has two sons. No need for me to add more.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

The point of progeny is to increase the likelihood of your species survival. Today, the opposite is true. I'd call it luck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

I wonder if decreased reproduction in developed countries is the result of evolutionary forces from long ago. It seems like most animals are the opposite, and have more offspring during times of plenty.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Not species, genes. Species is a socially constructed concept. Selection operates at the level of individual genes which are the fundamental transmissible units.

Bacteria even carry out horizontal gene transfer via the exchange of plasmids between cells!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

Baby, thanks to CRISPR, humans can too.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

It's weird why people call it a line, we're just a leaf on a big ass tree

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

What is this, Crusader Kings?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

You'd better start believing in historical trends. You're in one. 👻

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm glad I'm not in North Korea

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Each line is a tree in a forest.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

The only water in the forest is the river.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

That one I don't quite understand

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, but what's up with the apathy though?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

You literally said

good riddance

Which implies something negative.

Edit: I misunderstood your comment. Disregard. I am dumb.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

I went on a little thought journey about this, partly because I'll never have my own biological kids (snip snip). Ironically, I have a family tree that is traced back to the 1500s. My branch will just stop. I'm OK with that - this is my choice. There will be a lot of branches that just stop because of unfortunate deaths. The difference is whether it's by choice or not, maybe?(?) Is this a bad thing anyway?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

no way a nananiji idolposting on lemmy 😳😳

[–] [email protected] 46 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That is literally the funniest ASCII drawing I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I can't make sense of how I'm supposed to see it ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

It’s a little dude lying down the _ and 」are his arms

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

LMAO, thanks so much!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think it's someone lying on their side? Like a sexy lying down pose with a leg and an arm stretched out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

What is the close parentheses?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Their rounded top and bottom of body?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

I do the same thing, but I regard it as carrying on the proud tradition of kings, like Charles IV and Richard III, who have done this before me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 22 hours ago

If your ancestry was a tree, what people think of when saying this is the tree getting uprooted, when it really is more akin to cutting off a two, perhaps three growing seasons old branch.

~~Which is to say that not even in this teeny tiny way do you matter.~~

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

They probably still have a few branches of the family tree growing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

I always find that funny, people only think about their branch but I'm looking at my family tree and even though my branch stops, my cousins have kids, the family lives on, so who cares about the bloodline bullshit?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The idea wasn't to bring you to life. You are just a byproduct of the process of having sex.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Condoms? Hormone pill? IUD? internal/female condom? hormone patch? Cervical cap?

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