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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I love sunny day, but even more...

I LOVE THE RAINY NIGHT.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

theyre lovin the D

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Who gets chapped lips from a sunny day? Where are you, the fucking Sahara desert?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Life in a northern climate at this time of year, my dude. Already had to bust out the chapstick from how dry it's been.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I nearly died from being out in the Sun too long, and yet as an adult I insist on lying out on the beach like a chicken leg on a grill (with water this time at least).

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The best chapstick is enough water.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love all this and the fact that exposure to the sun can make my autoimmune disease worse and can actually do permanent damage to organs and could kill me if I get burnt bad enough. Got the diagnosis right after I got back into riding horses. -_-

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Lmao. I'm considering doing a Dullahan costume next year for Halloween and using one of the horses for it lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Chapped lips is in the winter

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

You don't have to lie out in the sun naked from dawn to dusk without water to enjoy a sunny day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

They forgot skin cancer

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chapped lips in the summer? I've only ever gotten chapped lips in winter.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Just live in the Mountain West - Colorado, Arizona, Utah. The air is so dry it actively mummifies you every day of the year.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I love the desert heat. Chapped lips aside it's my dream.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Eh, I live in Utah and I also only get chapped lips in the winter. It sucked the first year when I moved here, but my body adapted.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

"normoids" is really something.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I love sunny, snowy days. 20°C and above is just "hot" for me

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