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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yes but have you considered how this Coverfield attack will affect the team?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Work: “You still coming in?”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

"Do you pay in Cigarettes?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Me: "No, I got COVID."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Some people have all the luck

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Isn't this the basis of zomb100? Where his work life was so shit that when a literal zombie apocalypse happened he finally started living the life he wanted. And it wasn't that he dreamt of survival and shooting dead people,, just a bucket list of cool things to do.

Anyway, I can relate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Don't we all kind of just want a Cloverfield monster to appear inexplicably from nowhere and destroy Manhattan leading the air force to nuke it

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Instant promotion to… Essential Worker™

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Guy must have a nice boss.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Chris Hanson would like a word sir, that is a child.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Level measuring guy from water world moment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

All must be sacrificed for glorious labour, blessed be its name, holiest of holies.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I really do wonder if the first thought to cross my mind after witnessing the beginning of an irl avengers-level threat will be "wellp at least I don't have to go into work".

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this... a Cloverfield meme?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"WRRREEEEEE!" 👋💥💨🗽

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then there's the guy from Hiroshima still going to work in Nagasaki after surviving the first bomb.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And surviving that bomb too!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Then he went to his mother in law's house