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"Bill Nye, the Endoscopy Guy"
TIL my butthole is a PlayDo’h Fun Factory…
just hold your poop in
But now, from a medical professional, so you know it’s legit.
Excuse me. I have to go take care of something.
This lady claims to be an expert but doesn’t even mention the poop knife?!
The poop knife is irrelevant until and unless one plans to flush, which this question did not ask.
Also, why do you assume the nurse is a lady?
Very fitting to my current um, situation
This was very informative
Putting the Shit in ShittyLifeProTips.
Now that's one shit experiment to figure something specific out.
There's nothing about that paragraph I didn't like!
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve had moments of pure despair as I feel like one’s gonna tear me in half.
A real porcelain shatterer.
A sound like from a gun, followed by the shattering of porcelain.
It’s like a fuckin’ howitzer when it reaches the release point, for real
I ended up occasionally chugging about half a liter of water before going, because this started happening.
That seems to actually do something very useful when I think I've not had enough water prior, but I don't actually know the details of how the body moves and uses that water. It intuitively feels like 2-3 minutes should be too short of a time-span to start doing useful work, but it still seems to work.
In general not using piddly little 0.2l glasses and instead keeping a large glass or bottle with me isn't just helpful, it's vitally important. I simply can't get by occasionally drinking small glasses of water. Other than the first day I'd resolve to start drinking more water again, I never went to fill them up enough times to actually get sufficient hydration for my size.
Additionally, I've learnt to feel my hydration on my lips, if they're dry I need a drink. But I am an unreliable, irrational actor. I don't always pay enough attention, or stay on top of things even if I notice, so I'm likely to resort to desperately chugging water again.
The way I understand it is that your colon will work harder to reclaim water if you’re dehydrated, so staying hydrated will help keep stool softer overall. That said, rehydrating while constipated (or immediately before a bowel movement) won’t make a real difference since the water has already been absorbed from the stool and it can’t add it back.
I would imagine your drinking lots of water before, if you do it consistently, is probably just contributing to your overall hydration which makes it easier next time.
After holding in a shit for a couple hours yeah. Literally shitting bricks at that point.
Hours…?
You may want to see a specialist about that, my guy…
Why would I do that? I had to hold it in because there was no toilet around for a couple hours.
I felt that.
That's nice, dear.
Reddit certainly did have it's moments, didn't it?
I'll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.
Was that because of the same reminders over and over, every other thread?