Don't waste donuts
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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Voodoo Donuts in Portland used to have a contest for stacking donuts on your peen.
I think either women are over estimating the size of donut holes or they are not getting satisfaction in pillow fun time.
and the length of dicks
OwO
No-one said he doesn't let the homies hit his ass, he's just saying if he had a pussy they could hit that too
The brojob is always available too!
How many donuts could You stack on before You are unable to reach the asshole? Just wondering.
Depends on the thickness of the donut and the butt cheeks. So probably less than one.
If he bends over the donuts will fall off
The real life pro tip is always in the comments.
What about missionary, though?
I guess you'd get donut sugar in your belly button? But if your already heading down the road of fucking donuts, that might not be a concern.
Probably get ants though.
Probably get ants though.
You have saved me from all kinds of trouble with your sensible warnings. I did not think this through well enough.
If I might trouble you further, o wise one, how about up against the shed wall, each in a pair of welly boots, standing in a paddling pool half full of water?
Wellys?! You sick degenerate fuck. Safe sex with the homies starts and ends with Crocs.
Thats why it's wider at the front
Not if the tip is pierced
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