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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not saying this is what happened, but this IS how a person would act if they had another series of mini strokes a month before they were on the ballot for president.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

Remember when he suddenly had a slurring voice on Elon Musk's interview? He also had canceled most of his rallies and such around then

In 2020, he denied having a series of mini strokes out of nowhere

Sept. 1, 2020

President Donald Trump posted a baffling tweet Tuesday declaring that he has not had a series of "mini-strokes" — and he had the White House physician release a statement backing up his claim.

[...]

No major media outlet appears to have reported in recent days that Trump had a series of mini-strokes.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-raises-eyebrows-tweet-declaring-he-did-not-have-series-n1239006

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

I've seen cheap sex dolls that look more realistic than that

[–] [email protected] 35 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Looks like an old solarized loofah. Here's a new loofah for comparison:

Notice how nicely attached the hairs are? Much unlike the Trump look.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

What is this spaghetti cucumber looking alien snack?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Who is dis doin' this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

That's the ex-president. The loofah shown below in lemon slices is a plant. You grow it from seeds and it eventually flowers and fruits. The fruit contains this naturally occuring sponge. Just let it dry and remove the seeds. It's proof that aliens visited us when we had no soap or loofahs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Wiki page for more info cause you beat me to the fun fact: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luffa

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

just like the pyramids huh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes. Without aliens, I don't know how one could possibly make pyramids.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

or plants that can be dried into sponges!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 hours ago

You still definitely not want to pick up a soap bar or loofahs in an alien 👽 prison. Remember that.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 20 hours ago

die already devil mutt

[–] [email protected] 32 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Watching his Bloomberg interview it looks like his eyes are trying to escape his face. If it was my job to interview this pos I'd try to make him walk off stage after the first question. Which would be, "tell us about your make up routine and why you think it's so essential."

Follow up, "I have a list of questions that appear on your cherished cognitive test. Since you're so clearly proud of passing these exams would you like to demonstrate your acuity for the viewers at home?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

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